D’Arvit!

TOP THINGS TO KNOW IF YOU’RE TURNING INTO A PAM_Q:

1. Upon reading your blog, a friend tells you, “Ba’t palaging galit yung mga posts mo?”. Simple. I have theorized that teenagers may be classified into three categories: (a) angsty, (b) mushy, or (c) indifferent. I’d rather be the former. I mean, I’d rather be angry all the time than be barfingly [yes, I have coined a new word] sappy. I mean… puh-leeze.
2. Your brother’s Homeroom Teacher is crushing over your older sister. I mean it! Hahaha! I’d always tell her, “If you’ll just end up with Arjay’s teacher, then I’d rather have you end up with Ted.” Haha! I won’t elaborate, my sis might get to read this and murder me.
3. You have no idea who Jessica Simpson’s sister is, or who the frell is the Tuesday-gay-fellow… And you don’t friggin’ care. No need to elaborate. It just shows that I’ve been living under a rock and I don’t care.
4. You haven’t seen “Spider-man 2″, “Ella Enchanted”, “Catwoman”, “Garfield”, “I,Robot”, “Cinderella Story”, “King Arthur”… and all those other “latest flicks”… And you still don’t friggin’ care. So what? I’m busy, dammit!
5. You start feeling queasy about joining the CAT. You got dead-tired last practice, and now, the idea of acting like a sadistic bitch to your fellow batchmates doesn’t appeal to you. I mean, do you think I’m willing to command my schoolmates to do push-ups, or sit-ups, or heaven forbid, eggrolls? Sure, you’ll feel like an airhead with an inflated ego, but still… That is so not me.
6. You’re breaking out. Stress-related stuff I guess. When you’ve had lots to do and you have so little time… so little time, dammit!
7. You think that Kyan is the hottest of the Fab 5. Kyan, the Grooming Specialist of the totally amusing “Queer Eye for the Straight” guy is a total look alike of one of my favorite musicians, Duncan Sheik. Thanks to Super! columnist Gino Dela Paz for pointing that out. Just a tiny insignificant update: I have officially missed this show for the 6th time. Gosh, I should go fix my schedule sometime! [translate: " sometime?="never]
8. You feel sorry that you didn’t put an English/Literature-related course in (at least one of) your college applications. I feel so stupid. I put Science courses–well, I’m not really a dunce in Science or Math, but still… If I really wanted to make sure that I passed… Then I should have at least put an English or Humanities course there…. Oh well. Bakero!
9. Your landline’s busted, so right now, you’re at Netopia Cyber Cafe at CircleC Congressional, typing this… It sucks, really. The phone’s busted so we can’t go online, and we can’t receive phone calls. How nice.
10. You missed a soiree in order to sleep the whole afternoon. Yeah, but that wasn’t the main reason I missed it. Haha, it’s good that it wasn’t really well-received by the masses. [figure that out]

TO BE CONTINUED……