D’Arvit!

KIDDING. *smirk*

No, this would just be a quick short notice that I, the D’Arvit!-ed owner of this thing, do not fall under one of these categories:
a) Deceased;
b) Kidnapped;
c) Facing libel/slander charges against those whom I have “verbally attacked”;
d) Abandoned this dear old website.

Included in this short notice is a promise to accurately recount and publish online some significant events that have transpired during the previous month.

Such vows mentioned in this notice shall take effect TONIGHT [or as soon as I get hold of a computer with Internet access].

[You see, I am in my older sister's office, typing such nonsense using an ancient contraption called a keyboard--if this gadget that I am using could be rightfully called as such].