D’Arvit!

I’m sorry…
This is dedicated to [BLANK]. I love [BLANK] so much, that I decided to dedicate one blog entry entirely to him/her/it.

…that I’m a LOT prettier than you.

…that I speak better English than you.

…that I write better than you [in English and Filipino, take note].

…that I dress better than you.

…that I can drive a car, and you can’t.

…that I’m not into toilet humor, and you are.

…that I’m not shallow.

…that I’m not selfish and fake–unlike you.

…that I’m generous and sincerely helpful to everyone–unlike you.

…that I’m gutsy enough to SPEAK UP and fight for what is RIGHT and FAIR…unlike you.

…that I don’t launch into pun abuse and bastardization of language.

…that I make it a point to write in correct, decent language.

…that I don’t talk and brag about how great my life is–unlike you.

…that I don’t ride along with your stupidity and immaturity.

…that I’m well-read and well-versed… unlike stupid, illiterate you.

…that I don’t abuse the generosity and naïvete of others–totally unlike you.

…that I don’t create minions, make them feel good, and then later on, abuse them for all they’re worth–unlike you.

…that he’s had a crush on me while you were obsessing over him.

…that you envy me.

…that you backstab me.I’m sorry that you hate me, because you know what?
I hate you too.