Most people want to become vampires and would rather be anorexic, too
Behold what majority of the people in this Internet world would like to become.
Also take note that they also want to learn how to become anorexic.
This here is the perfect sign that our world is going downhill–fast.
Fun Facts:
- Vampirism now seems like a realistic goal in life and a sensible career path.
- A person would rather be anorexic than become a lawyer. Or a doctor or firefighter, for that matter.
- Based on search volume, more people who would still like to learn how to become teachers than those who would like to become anorexic.
- More people want to become pharmacists these days.
- A lot still want to become models–not a surprise.
Thank you for your omniscience, Google.
Tagged as anorexia, Google, Google predictive search, priorities, Random, search engines, stupid people, The Web, twilight + Categorized as The Best of D'Arvit
WOW! 3rd ang pharmacist! I wonder why? LOL
Kaya nga eh! Actually sobrang daming tao na dito sa US ang gusto mag pharmacist…. So bilisan nyo, guys!
yeah, this site is great, now i am writing discussion about separation of waste , boring!!! so i wrote a word in google, it was just little idea, and i found this site, i have read artemis fowl , so it was very funny to see the titlle of the site the baddest word you’ll never know
amazing, then design – absolutely superb !!! and the articles really interesting 
i /heart/ artemis fowl, and i am going to read the part 5, i am looking forward! 
AT 4ewer(btw butler is da best, i still laught about him 
] …hi
yes i already know why i was looking for the results of this word, because in book are symbols to translate in 2.book was translation about,- consumption , the question of enviroment
i love this site 
Aww, thanks so much, Tracy!
The site’s design isn’t really mine, I just availed of this free WordPress theme called Agregado. Check out the footer of my site and visit the theme’s creators. I’m working on another design, but with this amount of coursework I have, I don’t think I could release a new design anytime soon.
Yes, I agree, Butler is the best! Have you read all the books? If you’re looking for an Artemis Fowl website, may I recommend visiting Artemis Fowl FanGathering? It’s run by very good friends of mine. I was also a former admin at the awesome Artemis Fowl FanGathering forums [I had to retire, I'm too busy with school]. Do join the site and tell ‘em darvit sent ya.
oh you’ re so cute >D ah…..YES I CAN UNDERSTAND , but slovakia is small,big country
but there is just some shits about my life 
yes thanks for website, but there’s one thing i cant understand…… ,the baddest, ist it the worst??? and you’re from ENGLAND OR AMERICA???AUSTRALIA?? : TSCHUS{GERMAN]
Lol, “baddest” isn’t a word. I live in America, but I’m originally from the Philippines.
so what is it?? yeeaa,,, Philippines
i know some in italy 
Hmm, I don’t really know which is the worst word ever. I would have to say that it all depends on one’s language, and cultural context, as “badness” is relative.
And yea, there’s loads of Filipinos in Italy.
wut does being or wanting to become anorexic have to do w/ vampierz?????!!!!!!!!!!!!
It has nothing to do with it. The fact that people like you actually want to be anorexic is beyond me. Why do you do that to yourselves? If you want to be thin, eat right and exercise. You have to get looked at by a doctor. Talk to a therapist. You definitely need it. I’m serious.
Get some help before you kill yourself.
I assume ‘pharmacist’ is Google’s politically correct way of saying ‘drug dealer’?
It warms my heart to see Teacher so high!
And Lawyer so low…
Hahaha, I’m afraid it’s the real deal pharmacist behind the counter. The pay is really good. A lot of my friends are studying to be pharmacists, actually.
Teachers > Lawyers.
Love to see your holy avatar grace the presence of this humble blog, Mr. Sebastian.
You are blessed, my son!
I guess, as everyone is now either insane, depressed or impotent, pharmacies are doing rather well…
And apparently those pharmaceutical companies are rather rich too…
it’s easy… first you become a pharmacist so that you’ll have access to methamphetamines and painkillers, then you learn to be a personal trainer so that you can use your ample supply of pharmaceuticals to work out constantly and become insanely in shape whilst ignoring food altogether (hence the anorexia). at this point you begin taking side jobs as a model and spend the next several years earning multiple degrees in law enforcement and education in your drug-fueled fog (one day you realize you took the bar exam, holy crap when did THAT happen?) and after the better part of the decade your skinny, pasty ass looks like a vampire.
Awesome! I love your comment!