Comments on: Most people want to become vampires and would rather be anorexic, too http://darvit.net/2009/05/30/they-want-to-know-how-to-become-a-vampire-and-how-to-become-anorexic/ The Baddest Word You'll Never Know Mon, 07 Nov 2011 11:48:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: pamQ http://darvit.net/2009/05/30/they-want-to-know-how-to-become-a-vampire-and-how-to-become-anorexic/#comment-356 pamQ Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:38:40 +0000 http://darvit.net/?p=346#comment-356 Awesome! I love your comment! Awesome! I love your comment!

]]> By: danisawred http://darvit.net/2009/05/30/they-want-to-know-how-to-become-a-vampire-and-how-to-become-anorexic/#comment-355 danisawred Sun, 27 Jun 2010 21:25:53 +0000 http://darvit.net/?p=346#comment-355 it's easy... first you become a pharmacist so that you'll have access to methamphetamines and painkillers, then you learn to be a personal trainer so that you can use your ample supply of pharmaceuticals to work out constantly and become insanely in shape whilst ignoring food altogether (hence the anorexia). at this point you begin taking side jobs as a model and spend the next several years earning multiple degrees in law enforcement and education in your drug-fueled fog (one day you realize you took the bar exam, holy crap when did THAT happen?) and after the better part of the decade your skinny, pasty ass looks like a vampire. it’s easy… first you become a pharmacist so that you’ll have access to methamphetamines and painkillers, then you learn to be a personal trainer so that you can use your ample supply of pharmaceuticals to work out constantly and become insanely in shape whilst ignoring food altogether (hence the anorexia). at this point you begin taking side jobs as a model and spend the next several years earning multiple degrees in law enforcement and education in your drug-fueled fog (one day you realize you took the bar exam, holy crap when did THAT happen?) and after the better part of the decade your skinny, pasty ass looks like a vampire.

]]> By: Sebastian http://darvit.net/2009/05/30/they-want-to-know-how-to-become-a-vampire-and-how-to-become-anorexic/#comment-354 Sebastian Sun, 05 Jul 2009 11:16:01 +0000 http://darvit.net/?p=346#comment-354 You are blessed, my son! I guess, as everyone is now either insane, depressed or impotent, pharmacies are doing rather well... And apparently those pharmaceutical companies are rather rich too... :P You are blessed, my son!

I guess, as everyone is now either insane, depressed or impotent, pharmacies are doing rather well…

And apparently those pharmaceutical companies are rather rich too… :P

]]> By: pamQ http://darvit.net/2009/05/30/they-want-to-know-how-to-become-a-vampire-and-how-to-become-anorexic/#comment-353 pamQ Sun, 05 Jul 2009 04:12:20 +0000 http://darvit.net/?p=346#comment-353 Hahaha, I'm afraid it's the real deal pharmacist behind the counter. The pay is really good. A lot of my friends are studying to be pharmacists, actually. :) Teachers > Lawyers. :D Love to see your holy avatar grace the presence of this humble blog, Mr. Sebastian. :P Hahaha, I’m afraid it’s the real deal pharmacist behind the counter. The pay is really good. A lot of my friends are studying to be pharmacists, actually. :)

Teachers > Lawyers. :D

Love to see your holy avatar grace the presence of this humble blog, Mr. Sebastian. :P

]]> By: Sebastian http://darvit.net/2009/05/30/they-want-to-know-how-to-become-a-vampire-and-how-to-become-anorexic/#comment-352 Sebastian Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:08:34 +0000 http://darvit.net/?p=346#comment-352 I assume 'pharmacist' is Google's politically correct way of saying 'drug dealer'? It warms my heart to see Teacher so high! And Lawyer so low... :) I assume ‘pharmacist’ is Google’s politically correct way of saying ‘drug dealer’?

It warms my heart to see Teacher so high!

And Lawyer so low… :)

]]> By: pamQ http://darvit.net/2009/05/30/they-want-to-know-how-to-become-a-vampire-and-how-to-become-anorexic/#comment-351 pamQ Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:00:08 +0000 http://darvit.net/?p=346#comment-351 It has nothing to do with it. The fact that people like you actually <strong>want</strong> to be anorexic is beyond me. Why do you do that to yourselves? If you want to be thin, eat right and exercise. You have to get looked at by a doctor. Talk to a therapist. You definitely need it. I'm serious. Get some help before you kill yourself. It has nothing to do with it. The fact that people like you actually want to be anorexic is beyond me. Why do you do that to yourselves? If you want to be thin, eat right and exercise. You have to get looked at by a doctor. Talk to a therapist. You definitely need it. I’m serious.

Get some help before you kill yourself.

]]> By: dah playa http://darvit.net/2009/05/30/they-want-to-know-how-to-become-a-vampire-and-how-to-become-anorexic/#comment-350 dah playa Wed, 24 Jun 2009 01:56:02 +0000 http://darvit.net/?p=346#comment-350 wut does being or wanting to become anorexic have to do w/ vampierz?????!!!!!!!!!!!! wut does being or wanting to become anorexic have to do w/ vampierz?????!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: pamQ http://darvit.net/2009/05/30/they-want-to-know-how-to-become-a-vampire-and-how-to-become-anorexic/#comment-349 pamQ Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:17:37 +0000 http://darvit.net/?p=346#comment-349 Hmm, I don't really know which is the worst word ever. I would have to say that it all depends on one's language, and cultural context, as "badness" is relative. :) And yea, there's loads of Filipinos in Italy. :P Hmm, I don’t really know which is the worst word ever. I would have to say that it all depends on one’s language, and cultural context, as “badness” is relative. :)
And yea, there’s loads of Filipinos in Italy. :P

]]> By: Tracy http://darvit.net/2009/05/30/they-want-to-know-how-to-become-a-vampire-and-how-to-become-anorexic/#comment-348 Tracy Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:58:58 +0000 http://darvit.net/?p=346#comment-348 so what is it?? yeeaa,,, Philippines :D i know some in italy :D so what is it?? yeeaa,,, Philippines :D i know some in italy :D

]]> By: pamQ http://darvit.net/2009/05/30/they-want-to-know-how-to-become-a-vampire-and-how-to-become-anorexic/#comment-347 pamQ Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:54:25 +0000 http://darvit.net/?p=346#comment-347 Lol, "baddest" isn't a word. I live in America, but I'm originally from the Philippines. :) Lol, “baddest” isn’t a word. I live in America, but I’m originally from the Philippines. :)

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