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Coming Soon: UP & UST… Oh God..

It’s confirmed. I flunked the DLSU exam. My Sis went to Taft last week to look at the Bulletin Board, & she didn’t tell me until today. [EDIT: I'm on wait-list for my first choice, BS Human Biology (Intarmed). I didn't flunk! :)]
Thank God though, that I got in ADMU: BS Bio.
I dunno why I [...]


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Chrismukkah!! [Christmas+Hanukkah=Chrismukkah!]

Imagine Incubus singing this [rap] song:
“All of my hommies in Santa Monica celebrate Hanukkah…
Hanukkah Hanukkah Hanukkah–Ohh!…
Bread and butter.. Uh..
Bread and butter [repeat ad infinitum]…”
I could have told you that I was joking.
But, oh!–I ain’t joking. Incubus does some weird rap nowadays. They even sang a cover of TLC’s “No Scrubs”.
Now isn’t that something?
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Pranksters, Imma Gonna Get You…

Who the hell sent me two SMS Calendar notes last night that said: “hi.” and “hi. u have a secret admirer ΓΌ” WHEN I find out who the frellin’ hell you are, I shall personally hunt you down and feed you to the dogs! Pathetic low-lifes [i.e. YOU] have no place in this world.
Yay! The [...]


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A Little Bit of Reminiscing

I so luuurve LoTR. Yes, I still do. With the onslaught [hehe, Shari&Steph, onslaught!] of that popularly notorious & emerging “literary genre” chick-lit, going back to the classics like The Lord of the Rings is such a breath of fresh air. [Btw, I heard there's also an emerging literary genre for our male counterparts, [...]


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I just had to post this

I just found a totally cool messageboard signature:
From Newsradio:Dave: Have you ever heard the expression “When life gives you lemons make lemonade?”
Bill: And have you ever heard the expression when life gives you lemons make lemonade and throw it in the face of the guy who gave you the lemons till he gives you the [...]


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Can You Feel It?

I can’t believe it’s already December.
Time slips away so fast…
Yeah, I think what they said is true: You know you’re getting older when you feel as if time passes by too quickly… [According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity]
Currently, I am reading Neil Gaiman’s “Smoke and Mirrors”, a collection of his various short stories. I got [...]


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Arrrghhh…

I hate it.
I hate it!!!
Damn, i hate this life!


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I had the weirdest dream last night…

DREAM??? Correction… I think I just had a nightmare.
I dreamt that I was dating Isaac Hanson. Yes, the ISAAC HANSON. My dream involves Clara, my IV-1 classmates, Acha’s vacation place at Batangas, Clay Aiken [it's such a long story, I don't wanna write the whole thing here... just ask me in person or something..], and [...]


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FAIR: Summa–what??

I never liked the fair name in the first place. Summa: Miriam On High. Oh, puh-leeze. I keep on imagining a big, BIG, SUMAN [complete with banana leaf wrapper] crowned with a pretty bunch of marijuana leaves. Schweeeet. Truly “Summa On High”.
Nevertheless, despite the ubiquitous raindrops and wetness, despite the depressing [almost pitiful] number of [...]


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