D’Arvit!

Halloween is the stupidest, most pointless, blatantly banal consumerist “holiday” invented by the West. I understand X’mas, Father’s/Mother’s Day etc. They’re rooted in traditions that make sense. The premise of Halloween fails to make logical sense at all. What’s the point? Costumes? Candy? Closet sluts coming out? I’m leaning towards the latter, by the way. [...]

Behold what majority of the people in this Internet world would like to become.
Also take note that they also want to learn how to become anorexic.
This here is the perfect sign that our world is going downhill–fast.
Fun Facts:

Vampirism now seems like a realistic goal in life and a sensible career path.
A person would rather be [...]

It’s 01:01 in the morning. I am tired, exhausted, my hyperactive bowel sounds are acting up [I'm the the recovery phase of an awful diarrhea--lost 6 lbs in a span of 24 hours!], and I still have the Health Department rotation to go to tomorrow morning, but I just would not allow myself to sleep [...]

Many people have been asking, “What is the English word for kilig?”
Well, to my non-Filipino readers, kilig is that shivery, fuzzy, chilling [positive] feeling that you get when you’re “in love” or infatuated.
To get straight to the point, I think–take note, I said I think–that it is…

Four Beers by nickwheeleroz
“Can I see your ID, please?” she asked. She was a pleasant looking woman, perhaps in her early forties, blond, tanned, yet very very white. She smiled a bespectacled smile, the type of smile that you get from people who wear glasses.
For what?, I thought. I didn’t know they did a [...]

You see, The Secret is no secret.
That’s what I’ve been telling everyone ever since I’ve heard of this book’s “ingenious concept”.

“The Secret reveals the most powerful law in the universe.
“Without exception, every human being has the ability to transform any weakness or suffering into strength, power, perfect peace, health, and abundance…
“The Secret explains with simplicity [...]

My mom and I were talking yesterday when suddenly, she said something that I have never heard of before:
“Pinabugbog ni Imelda yung Beatles nung andun sila sa Pilipinas,”
[Translate: Imelda (Marcos) had the Beatles beaten up while the group was in the Philippines.]
And boy, was I shocked to say the least!
My brother came in [...]

Author’s note: My blog, my rules. I value freedom of speech, but for Pete’s sake, STAY ON TOPIC. Off-topic and verbally abusive comments have been rejected, and trolls have been banned. Now about the blog entry… Read first and understand the original entry before proclaiming your love for me. Come on, we’re civil people around [...]

1. You couldn’t hear the Mosquito Ringtone anymore.
2. When people ask for your age, you still have to calculate it because you just simply lost track after 18.
3. You wish that you were sixteen forever…
4. …but on the other hand, you do feel like a sixteen year-old stuck in this adult body.
5. [...]

There is this video of a deleted scene on Family Guy that shows Stewie speaking four seconds’ worth of Tagalog. He sounds really hilarious–the way he pronounces the words is just so typical “white kid”. Anyway, take a look at it:

Okay, then. Let’s process what we just saw.
That video clip above was a [...]