D’Arvit!

Freaking hilarious. XD
Got it from an email forwarded to me by my sister.

I drew some inspiration from these Roadtrip Nation videos. [Yeah, I also want to apply for a RTN grant, but I can't afford to spend my summer on the road. Also, my friends aren't interested in it, either. ]
I’ve been having these quarter-life crisis conversations with friends, lately. Most of you are graduating later [...]

Well, okay, that was rather conceited. But still.
I logged on my Blogger account just a few minutes ago and found two unfinished drafts happily sitting on my dashboard. Nostalgia is an amazing thing. I have decided to reproduce them right here, just like Christopher Tolkien published his daddy’s unfinished tales. Bad bad analogy, but whatever.
So [...]

You see, The Secret is no secret.
That’s what I’ve been telling everyone ever since I’ve heard of this book’s “ingenious concept”.

“The Secret reveals the most powerful law in the universe.
“Without exception, every human being has the ability to transform any weakness or suffering into strength, power, perfect peace, health, and abundance…
“The Secret explains with simplicity [...]

My mom and I were talking yesterday when suddenly, she said something that I have never heard of before:
“Pinabugbog ni Imelda yung Beatles nung andun sila sa Pilipinas,”
[Translate: Imelda (Marcos) had the Beatles beaten up while the group was in the Philippines.]
And boy, was I shocked to say the least!
My brother came in [...]

Author’s note: My blog, my rules. I value freedom of speech, but for Pete’s sake, STAY ON TOPIC. Off-topic and verbally abusive comments have been rejected, and trolls have been banned. Now about the blog entry… Read first and understand the original entry before proclaiming your love for me. Come on, we’re civil people around [...]

I have to agree with Maddy. The title is my least favorite part.
Coming up with titles is an art form. It should be.
When writing these blog entries, I always write down the title first. However, I often come up with a long title that would pretty much sum up my blog entry, then later [...]

There is this video of a deleted scene on Family Guy that shows Stewie speaking four seconds’ worth of Tagalog. He sounds really hilarious–the way he pronounces the words is just so typical “white kid”. Anyway, take a look at it:

Okay, then. Let’s process what we just saw.
That video clip above was a deleted [...]

“Eek!” is when you realize that creepy old[er] men have an unusual interest in you… :O
Being mistaken for a thirteen year-old [no kidding, majority of the idiots here think I'm thirteen! :O] could probably bring out the inner pedophile in these creeps. *shudders*
I never liked talking about this, and I don’t think that I’ve told [...]

I am quite aware that my “Merry Christmas” blog entry is long overdue, so there’s just no use writing about it. Other bloggers have either written about how frustrating the Christmas season’s commercialism is, or how over-the-top “political correctness” is, or how sad or happy their respective Christmas celebrations were.
There is no point to follow [...]