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FAIR: Summa–what??

I never liked the fair name in the first place. Summa: Miriam On High. Oh, puh-leeze. I keep on imagining a big, BIG, SUMAN [complete with banana leaf wrapper] crowned with a pretty bunch of marijuana leaves. Schweeeet. Truly “Summa On High”. Nevertheless, despite the ubiquitous raindrops and wetness, despite the depressing [almost pitiful] number [...]


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Life's a b*tch, and then you die…

Taken from “Life’s a Bitch” by Shooter: Note: The following article may offend some readers… Read at your own risk. A giddy young high schooler suddenly approaches you one day. She then offers you her right hand in the most pathetic attempt for a handshake and launches into a well-rehearsed, almost robotic, speech: “Hi. I’m [...]


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I Just Ate My Words

I don’t wanna make a Shakespearean post. I’m sick of good ol’ Will. We’re getting a divorce, *lol*. What a week! Gawd. I can’t believe that the First Sem has ended and we’re halfway through the school year! Halfway through this tortuous school year. Five more friggin’ months to go… Just five more….. The week [...]


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I wanna go to college.

You sometimes get tired of everyone and everything and then you just want to… simply… leave. Yeah, they say that High School is the best part of life… High School is most memorable.. blahblahblah…yadayadayada… But I’m tired. “I need a holiday. A very long holiday. And I don’t expect I shall return. In fact, I [...]


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For A Change

Ako’y mananagalog ngayon. Nakakasawa din naman kasi pag parati na lang nasa wikang Ingles ang aking mga sinusulat. * * * * Tapos na rin ang ACET. Haaay. Sa wakas. Nasa Room 15 ako kanina, sa HS. Grabe nga eh, kasi ang aga ko dumating sa Ateneo. Mga 5:45 AM kami nakaalis ng bahay kanina [...]


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There's gonna be a concert at Mickey D's next week. Oooh wow.

No, I am serious. There will be a concert next Friday at McDonald’s Katipunan. [@7pm, i think] Yup. Inside McDonald’s Katipunan. Ciudad and Sugarfree will be playing, among other bands. 400 tickets have already been sold. I wonder how they’re gonna squeeze in 400 people in that small venue. . . ? *****~~~Change Topic~~~***** [NOTE: [...]


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Top (INSERT NUMBER HERE) BlahBlah Things…

TOP THINGS TO KNOW IF YOU’RE TURNING INTO A PAM_Q: Upon reading your blog, a friend tells you, “Ba’t palaging galit yung mga posts mo?”. Simple. I have theorized that teenagers may be classified into three categories: (a) angsty, (b) mushy, or (c) indifferent. I’d rather be the former. I mean, I’d rather be angry [...]


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I'm so @%$#&*^ sick of these @%$#&*^ messages!!!

I’m so @%$#&*^ sick of these @%$#&*^ messages!!! I’ve been getting these stupid crap from my email and YM that announces Yahoo CEO-Jay-whatshisface-Russell-crap would be “getting rid of Free Messenger”. Getting rid of free messenger??? Hah! Yeah right… don’t pull my leg. Don’t tell me that Yahoo would get rid of its free messenger service! [...]


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DIE FPJ, DIE!!!

I was speaking in German. It’s “The FPJ, The!” Hahahaha! You should see the FPJ poster on the mango tree beside our house. ‘Tis a work of art! We gave him a funky mustache, blush, lipstick, a goatee and a unibrow to boot! A work of art indeed! DOWN WITH FPJ!!!!!!!


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Angels and Demons… and Books

Hmm.. It’s been quite a long time since my last post. Haha! I just bought this new book last Friday by Dan Brown [of The Da Vinci Code fame] called Angels and Demons. And what can I say? …It’s AWESOME!!! After reading [and playing] too much fantasy books [and video games], I have decided recently [...]


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