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Now isn’t such that an awesome way to start my blog entry??? What a cool title! Now don’t look at me silly. That was Dominic Monaghan‘s weird “talk show” title when he conducted this sort-of… “interview” with Elijah Wood, as shown in the Extended Edition DVD of The Lord of the Rings: The Return of [...]

Imagine Incubus singing this [rap] song: “All of my hommies in Santa Monica celebrate Hanukkah… Hanukkah Hanukkah Hanukkah–Ohh!… Bread and butter.. Uh.. Bread and butter [repeat ad infinitum]…” I could have told you that I was joking. But, oh!–I ain’t joking. Incubus does some weird rap nowadays. They even sang a cover of TLC’s “No [...]

Who the hell sent me two SMS Calendar notes last night that said: “hi.” and “hi. u have a secret admirer ü” WHEN I find out who the frellin’ hell you are, I shall personally hunt you down and feed you to the dogs! Pathetic low-lifes [i.e. YOU] have no place in this world. Yay! [...]

I just found a totally cool messageboard signature: From Newsradio:Dave: Have you ever heard the expression “When life gives you lemons make lemonade?” Bill: And have you ever heard the expression when life gives you lemons make lemonade and throw it in the face of the guy who gave you the lemons till he gives [...]

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DREAM??? Correction… I think I just had a nightmare. I dreamt that I was dating Isaac Hanson. Yes, the ISAAC HANSON. My dream involves Clara, my IV-1 classmates, Acha‘s vacation place at Batangas, Clay Aiken [it's such a long story, I don't wanna write the whole thing here... just ask me in person or something..], [...]

I never liked the fair name in the first place. Summa: Miriam On High. Oh, puh-leeze. I keep on imagining a big, BIG, SUMAN [complete with banana leaf wrapper] crowned with a pretty bunch of marijuana leaves. Schweeeet. Truly “Summa On High”. Nevertheless, despite the ubiquitous raindrops and wetness, despite the depressing [almost pitiful] number [...]

I honestly don’t know what mood I’m gonna set my iMood indicator to. I feel stressed, pissed off, harassed, relieved, and yes, even happy to some extent. Weirdness. So how am I supposed to deal with that? Anyway… My older sis, Andi left for the States last Tuesday. She’ll be gone for more than a [...]

Maybe I need to start taking Prozac. I have issues. Something is wrong with me. I feel so burned out… and to think I just came from a VACATION!!! [eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!] But I now feel happy though. I was just checking out my Statcounter.com visitor stats and I found out that I have visitors from Australia, [...]

SQUALOGS. TIMY. WAFF. SYANA. MIMS. GB. *toooot* Can’t relate? Welcome to the New Vernacular. I shall not define everything, since some of it are highly offensive. Got “Squalogs” from my sis who got it from this co-worker, who, in turn, got it from a Fil-Am guy who coined the term. Squalogs: SQUAtter na joLOGS. Ouch. [...]