D’Arvit!

Who the hell sent me two SMS Calendar notes last night that said: “hi.” and “hi. u have a secret admirer ü” WHEN I find out who the frellin’ hell you are, I shall personally hunt you down and feed you to the dogs! Pathetic low-lifes [i.e. YOU] have no place in this world.
Yay! The [...]

I just found a totally cool messageboard signature:
From Newsradio:Dave: Have you ever heard the expression “When life gives you lemons make lemonade?”
Bill: And have you ever heard the expression when life gives you lemons make lemonade and throw it in the face of the guy who gave you the lemons till he gives you the [...]

I hate it.
I hate it!!!
Damn, i hate this life!

DREAM??? Correction… I think I just had a nightmare.
I dreamt that I was dating Isaac Hanson. Yes, the ISAAC HANSON. My dream involves Clara, my IV-1 classmates, Acha’s vacation place at Batangas, Clay Aiken [it's such a long story, I don't wanna write the whole thing here... just ask me in person or something..], and [...]

I never liked the fair name in the first place. Summa: Miriam On High. Oh, puh-leeze. I keep on imagining a big, BIG, SUMAN [complete with banana leaf wrapper] crowned with a pretty bunch of marijuana leaves. Schweeeet. Truly “Summa On High”.
Nevertheless, despite the ubiquitous raindrops and wetness, despite the depressing [almost pitiful] number of [...]

I honestly don’t know what mood I’m gonna set my iMood indicator to. I feel stressed, pissed off, harassed, relieved, and yes, even happy to some extent. Weirdness. So how am I supposed to deal with that? Anyway…
My older sis, Andi left for the States last Tuesday. She’ll be gone for more than a month, [...]

Maybe I need to start taking Prozac.
I have issues. Something is wrong with me.
I feel so burned out… and to think I just came from a VACATION!!!
[eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!]
But I now feel happy though.
I was just checking out my Statcounter.com visitor stats and I found out that I have visitors from Australia, USA, UK, and Brazil. [...]

SQUALOGS. TIMY. WAFF. SYANA. MIMS. GB. *toooot*
Can’t relate? Welcome to the New Vernacular. I shall not define everything, since some of it are highly offensive.
Got “Squalogs” from my sis who got it from this co-worker, who, in turn, got it from a Fil-Am guy who coined the term. Squalogs: SQUAtter na joLOGS. Ouch.
T.I.M.Y. and W.A.F.F. [...]

Those were the few lines that Momma [the "Momma" from the English 2nd Quarter exam selection] sang from Maya Angelou’s “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings”.
Those words, I think, are very much appropriate to what I’m feeling right now.
All my college entrance exams are officially over. I just took the USTET a [...]

Last week was totally stressful. Major. Bummer.
Thank God for nonsensical, funny/cute Flash animations!
This specific one really made my day. Many many thanks to my butler, Alik!
Here is the Egg Song starring Paolo Jose as the Chick Magnet, and Alikpala as the Chick Repeller [I'm kidding!]. Ok, so I bet you sense that I’m joking, but [...]