D'Arvit » twilight http://darvit.net The Baddest Word You'll Never Know Fri, 07 Oct 2011 20:36:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Most people want to become vampires and would rather be anorexic, too http://darvit.net/2009/05/30/they-want-to-know-how-to-become-a-vampire-and-how-to-become-anorexic/ http://darvit.net/2009/05/30/they-want-to-know-how-to-become-a-vampire-and-how-to-become-anorexic/#comments Sat, 30 May 2009 06:26:43 +0000 pamQ http://darvit.net/?p=346 Behold what majority of the people in this Internet world would like to become.

Also take note that they also want to learn how to become anorexic.

This here is the perfect sign that our world is going downhill–fast.

Fun Facts:

  • Vampirism now seems like a realistic goal in life and a sensible career path.
  • A person would rather be anorexic than become a lawyer. Or a doctor or firefighter, for that matter.
  • Based on search volume, more people who would still like to learn how to become teachers than those who would like to become anorexic.
  • More people want to become pharmacists these days.
  • A lot still want to become models–not a surprise.

Thank you for your omniscience, Google.

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